I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO THESE RECRUITS HOW THE WORST SOLDIER IN THE UNIT HAS MANAGED TO PUT THEM ALL TO SHAME. I JUST STOPPED THINKING. I FIGURED OUT THAT USING MY BRAIN WAS THE WHOLE PROBLEM. IF I JUST DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M TOLD, AND NOTHING ELSE, THEN EVERYTHING GETS EASY. IT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION OF SMART OR DUMB. YOU JUST TURN YOURSELF INTO A TOOL. I'M MUCH HAPPIER THAT WAY.
