I WANT A SOUL MATE THAT CAN SIT ME DOWN, SHUT ME UP, TELL ME 10 THINGS I DON'T ALREADY KNOW AND MAKE ME LAUGH. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE JUST TURN ME ON. AND IF YOU CAN DO THAT, I WILL FOLLOW YOU ON BLOODY STUMPS THROUGH THE SNOW. I WILL NIBBLE YOUR MUKLUKS WITH MY OWN TEETH. I WILL DO YOUR WINDOWS. I WILL CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN THERE.- HENRY ROLLINS