“THE TIE IS A USELESS RAG THAT CONSTRAINS YOUR NECK.”; “I’M AN ENEMY OF CONSUMERISM. BECAUSE OF THIS HYPERCONSUMERISM, WE’RE FORGETTING ABOUT FUNDAMENTAL THINGS AND WASTING HUMAN STRENGTH ON FRIVOLITIES THAT HAVE LITTLE TO DO WITH HUMAN HAPPINESS.” -URUGUAYAN PRESIDENT JOSE “PEPE” MUJICA