ONE TIME, A GIRL FELL ASLEEP DURING SUNDAY SCHOOL. HER TEACHER DIDN'T NOTICE, SO HE CALLED ON HER IN CLASS. HE ASKED HER "WHAT WAS THE NAME OF JESUS MOTHER?" THE GIRL DIDN'T RESPOND, SO THE BOY SITTING BEHIND HER GRABBED A PEN AND JABBED IT INTO HER. SHE STOOD UP AND SCREAMED "MARY MOTHER OF CHRIST!" THE TEACHER ASSUMED SHE WAS ANSWERING THE QUESTION, AND TOLD HER SHE WAS RIGHT. SOON, SHE FELL ASLEEP AGAIN. THE TEACHER CALLED ON HER AGAIN. HE ASKED "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SON OF GOD?" SHE DOESN'T RESPOND, SO THE BOY JABS HER WITH HIS PEN AGAIN. SHE STANDS UP AND YELLS "JESUS CHRIST!" AGAIN, HE THOUGHT SHE WAS ANSWERING HIS QUESTION, SO HE MOVED ON. AGAIN, SHE FELL ASLEEP. WITH TWO ANSWERS RIGHT, THE TEACHER DECIDED TO TEST HER. HE ASKED "WHAT DID ADAM SAY TO EVE AFTER THEIR 23RD CHILD?" THE BOY JABBED HER AGAIN. THIS TIME, SHE FLIPPED AROUND AND YELLED "YOU STICK THAT THINGIE IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I'LL BREAK IT IN TWO!"; THE TEACHER FAINTED
