This could be the raciest meme I've seen so far that's not marked NSFW. Hopefully no one flags it.
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0 ups, 9y
[image deleted]thank you.. and to anyone else reading this that thinks there is something nsfw or dirty re-read it. there isn't anything that is dirty in this meme unless you really want it to be
THE GUITAR IS THE MOST OBSCENE INSTRUMENT; PICKUP SWITCH; "F" HOLE; HEAD; NECK; SHOULDER; NUT; PEG; KNOBS; HORN; OUTPUT; NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE GUITAR IS A WOMAN.. THE SHAPE IS BASED ON THE FEMALE BODY; ... LIKE A WOMAN THE PICKUP SWITCH HAS 3 BASIC MODES THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS SCREAMING, SLIGHTLY LESS SCREAMING AND THE RARELY USED MELLOW TALKING... IT'S GOT SOME NICE KNOBS AND JUST LIKE A WOMAN THE MORE YOU TWIST THEM THE LOUDER THEY GET... UP FRONT IT HAS AN F HOLE AND TOWARD THE BACK THE INPUT (WHICH IS MISNAMED IT SHOULD REALLY BE CALLED AN OUTPUT)... IT ALSO HAS A HORN JUST LIKE A WOMAN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE THE SPAWNS OF SATAN.. IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR A JOKE YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK. WOMEN ARE THE SOULLESS SUCCUBUS DRAINING THE WILL TO LIVE OUT OF THE MEN THEY ARE WITH. THAT'S THE REASON IT HAS A NUT. THE NUT WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM SOME MAN... IT ALSO HAS A SHOULDER..
