HOW THE HELL DID THEY CONVINCE BERNIE TO BACK THIS CROOKED CON-ARTIST? WILL BE REFERRED TO AS "MR PRESIDENT" ON AN "HONORARY" BASIS WHEN VISITING THE WHITE HOUSE; WILL BE PAID $16 AN HOUR SO HE CAN FINALLY MOVE OUT OF HIS PARENTS HOUSE; WON'T BE SENT TO BENGHAZI AS HILLARY CLINTON'S "SPECIAL AMBASSADOR"