I AM WOMAN . NOTHING CAN HURT ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION EXCEPT FOR SHARKS, BOMBS, SNAKES, CATCHING ON FIRE, BEING PUSHED OFF A CLIFF, HEAD-ON COLLISIONS, PEOPLE SHOOTING ME, FATAL DISEASES, RABID BATS, BEING POISONED, GRIZZLY BEAR ATTACKS, BEING PUSHED IN FRONT OF A FAST TRAIN, OR BEING STABBED 100 TIMES.
