Brace Yourselves X is Coming

"LET'S GO OVER THE RULES AGAIN. NO RACISM, NO SEXISM, NO HOMOPHOBIA, NO FEMINISM, NO SAYING NO TO ME, NO AVOIDING ME, NO GETTING OUT OF EATING YOUR VEGETABLES, NO PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD,NO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF, NO PLAYING WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRLY-FRIEND, NO STAYING UP LATE, NO TV, NO COMPUTERS, NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL, NO SMOKING, NO DRUG-DEALING, NO TUBE SOCKS, NO TURTLENECKS, NO STAYING OUT PAST CURFEW, NO FRIENDS OVER THE HOUSE, NO STEALING, AND NO TACOS, YOU KNOW THEY MAKE YOU GASSY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"; BRACE YOURSELVES, MY MOTHER IS COMING... CRUEL WORLD.