king of pop? I think you mean Dr. Pepper

who went to the Dr.? not that little Ginger Hawaiian punch punk kid again? that little squirt is always getting the free kool-aid

i think you mean big red, I heard he was going on a diet

who red? bull, he's no monster, you must be thinking of that mellow yellow dude

no, you're talking about jolt, he got busted for dealing coke, hes doing one to 7 up there on Mt. Dew

hey can you believe it's almost 4 years?

no, i have been keeping a tab on him, he was was crushed by a cactus cooler years ago

sad ending

Why block out david's last name if Anu says it's Morris?

No idea, I didn't make the image, I just added the *sparkling facepalm* image to it....

I love all of these people.

That's a huge read

sure is O___________o *shrug*

WTF IS GOING ON???