WHAT IF BATMAN WAS SUPERMAN AND WHAT DONALD TRUMP WAS COOL AND WHAT IF WE ATE EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF COWS AND AND WHAT IF SUBLIME WAS STILL GREAT AND WHAT IF COWS COULD TALK AND WHAT IF CHIHUAHUAS WEREN'T SLIGHTLY CREEPY AT TIMES AND WHAT IF MORDOR WAS REAL AND WHAT IF DOORS WERE WINDOWS AND UM UH; DAMN IT I'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY