NOW, SON, LET'S GO OVER THE RULES ONE MORE TIME... NO RACISM, NO FEMINISM, NO SCEPTICISM, NO SEXISM, NO HOMPHOBIA, NO STARTING FIRES, NO ROBBING BANKS, NO LOOTING CORPSES, NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL, NO SMOKING, NO KILLING, NO SUICIDING, NO AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER, NO LEAVING VEGETABLES ON YOUR PLATE, NO SLEEPING, NO TELEVISION, NO VIDEO GAMES, NO EATING OUT OF THE DUMPSTER, NO STAYING UP LATE, NO WALKING IN ON YOUR MOTHER AND I AT NIGHT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CRUEL WORLD