AN INCONSOLABLE-LOOKING MAN WITH A MONKEY IN A BELLHOP SUIT ON HIS SHOULDER WALKS INTO A BAR AND SITS DOWN WITH HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS; BARTENDER SAYS "DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE THE WORLD'S ABOUT TO END - FIRST DRINK'S ON THE HOUSE - WHAT HAPPENED?"; THE MONKEY REPLIES "LET'S JUST SAY HIS WIFE FOUND OUT THAT HERS WASN'T THE ONLY ORGAN HE'S BEEN GRINDING"