BOUGHT SOME GROCERIES TODAY. GONNA MAKE DINNER FOR OFFICER BUBBA JONES. HEEEEHEEEEEHAAAAARR; NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN OFFICER BUBBA JONES; LORD, BLESS OFFICER BUBBA JONES FOR BEING SUCH A GENEROUS AND HONEST PERSON.
EXCUSE ME ONE SEC WHILE I USE THE TOILET, OFFICER. QUICK OFFICER SMITH, PUT THE GROCERIES IN THE CAR AND LET'S SCRAM BEFORE SHANTAY FINISHES USING THE TOILET