Somewhere where they can't be jerks.

of all the people standing on a street corner telling me/yelling at me what to believe, i've never seen a hindu or buddhist

Yeah but when you're catholic pretty much all atheists are jerks.

What did I do wrong for you to make that generalization for all atheists to be jerks?

Well, the thing is that it's different when you're catholic. Seriously at my church one time some idiots were just howling swears right in the middle of the mass. Jerks, as I told you.