I think humor has to be able to poke fun at everything, especially back at oneself

You worship your deity and I worship mine

So you're an atheist?

The only thing I'm shoving down my throat is McDonald's. Tug life.

Hopefully he'll pray that it doesn't happen again, then when he returns we'll charge him half price! The Good Lord works in mysterious Ways

Just never was a believer. I'm not sure if he doesn't exist either.