THE EFFORT BRUISED MY ANUS, WHICH CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU’VE BEEN EATING A LOT OF BANANAS AND RICE. THE COPIOUS SWEAT DISORIENTED ME AS IT DRIPPED FROM MY BROW. THE SMELL OF SULFUR AND DESTRUCTION MADE ME SICK. THE SPLASH — LOUD LIKE A BOMB — GAVE ME A TEMPORARY FORM OF PTSD. FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR AFTER PUSHING IT OUT, I WAS ANXIOUS AND IRRITABLE.