AN UGLY LITTLE MAN WALKS INTO A BAR HAND-IN-HAND WITH A GORGEOUS, STATUESQUE WOMAN; THE BARTENDER ASKS "DUDE, HOW'D YOU GET SO LUCKY?"; THE GUY REPLIES "I ASKED HER OUT FOR DRINKS BUT SHE SAID 'I'M A SIZE QUEEN', SO I PULLED OUT MY WALLET THICK WITH MONEY AND SHE SAID 'LET'S GO' "