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Gertz Kuntzmann, Liberal Douche

Gertz Kuntzmann, Liberal Douche | GERTZ KUNTZMANN DESCRIBES RETRIEVING HIS MORNING NEWSPAPER; "THE SUN, IT BLINDED MY EYES. THE AIR GAVE ME CANCER. MY BEARD SCRATCHED MY FACE AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS NOW. I NEEDED TO URINATE BUT FEARED SITTING ON THE TOILET MIGHT BREAK MY BONES." | image tagged in memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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GERTZ KUNTZMANN DESCRIBES RETRIEVING HIS MORNING NEWSPAPER; "THE SUN, IT BLINDED MY EYES. THE AIR GAVE ME CANCER. MY BEARD SCRATCHED MY FACE AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS NOW. I NEEDED TO URINATE BUT FEARED SITTING ON THE TOILET MIGHT BREAK MY BONES."