DAD; So full of sage advice he thinks he's the most interesting man in the world; MOM; So empathic she cried for 2 weeks when her Korean nail girl left to manicure Kim Jong-Un; BIG BROTHER WALLY; Aggressively training to become a self-taught basement botanist; THE BEAVER; Thinks he's the luckiest boy in the world; Leaves family. Becomes a beer spokesman. Gets fired. Volunteers to go to Mars. Presumed dead. Leaves family. Runs off with a group of "new age survivalists" to the Amazon rainforest. Presumed dead; Leaves family. Tries to acquire new "buds" for his botany experiments. Grabbed by federales in Tijuana. Presumed dead. Survives 5,764 car wrecks, 82,509 poisonings, 204,751 bizarre accidents, 666 zombie apocalypses, and the the presumed death of his family; LIVES ALONE WITH HIS BELOVED CAT GRUMPY; Grumpy's favorite food; BEAVER TARTAR
