This is me in orchestra

Quick question, whats the difference between a viola and a violin, it's obvious you're a violist, and who would win in a fight?

Obviously violists; who else? ;) and basically a viola is slightly larger than a violin; the viola doesn't have the violins' highest string, E, and instead has a C string as it's lowest string; and viola music uses alto clef instead of treble clef used by violins.

so which one is more gay

Violas are bigger and deeper

So are you a violist or a violinist? You seem to make jokes about both (I guess I do too)

A violist - we're very good at making jokes about themselves...

*ourselves

Yeah, but it’s just that one time!