ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR. THE BLACK GATES NEVER OPEN, THE GREAT EYE IS EVER WATCHFUL, THE VERY AIR YOU BREATH IS A POISONOUS FUME;; INSTEAD, YOU JUST FLY IN ON SOME EAGLES, DROP THE RING OFF IN MT. DOOM, FLY OUT, CALL IT A F***ING DAY AND NOBODY DIES. THE END.
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