WHAT IF I TOLD YOU; A FOREIGN POWER HAS BEEN INFILTRATING THE USA FOR YEARS; WORMING THEIR WAY INTO EVERY PART OF OUR SOCIETY; SOME ARE FAIRLY USELESS; OTHERS ARE WORKING THROUGH OUR YOUNG GIRLS AND.....OTHERS; THEY'VE GOT GRANDMA COVERED; THEIR MOST UNTALENTED CRAZY ONES ARE LOOKING FOR OUR UNTALENTED CRAZY ONES AS RECRUITS; THEIR TALENTED ONES ARE JUST SCARY CRAZY; THEY'RE DISGUISED AS SUPERHEROES WITH NICE ABS; THEY ARE TOTALLY DESTROYING NETFLIX AND CHILL; THEIR LEADER IS THE MOST INSIDIOUS AND RUTHLESS COMMANDER SINCE ATTILA THE HUN; AMERICA BEWARE; THE REAL ENEMY IS PERCHED RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD
