DOOFUS PARENTING MOVE #342; OPEN CAN OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. HEAT TO NEAR BOILING. POUR INTO BOWL. ADD APPROXIMATELY 83.5 ICE CUBES TO COOL IT DOWN (TO ROUGHLY 12 DEGREES LESS THAN IT WAS IN THE %+$&#! CAN). SERVE. (ALONG WITH ADDITIONAL CUP OF ICE CUBES, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY DO IT PROPERLY.)