HELLO DAD? WE FAILED THE BAR EXAM. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. OUR PROFESSORS DIDN'T TEACH US WELL. THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN. DON'T WORRY. I'LL SEND SOMEONE AFTER THEM. HELLO? I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. BUT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S SAKE, I WILL LOOK FOR THEM, I WILL PURSUE THEM, AND I WILL KILL THEM.
