to say nothing about all the foreign affairs he's been inserting his mini-schlong into

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First time one of my political memes wasn't first responded to by an angry right-winger with bad spelling.

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Eh, you're right. I was thinking along the lines of the typed word rather than memes. Usually I write a long screed and then forget about it.

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when my brain flies through my fingers I have a hard time stopping.

What's a screed?