YOU SEE SHOT PUTTER, I SEE . . . . . . THE WAY I'LL LOOK IF I EVER CATCH A FOUL BALL IN AN MLB GAME WHERE I CAN MAKE IT TO SPORTSCENTER'S TOP PLAYS AND MAYBE MY EX CAN SEE HOW BADASS I REALLY AM AND SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO SCREW CHAD, CAUSE THAT P. O. S. IS JUST THE MOST HORRIBLE TIPPER AND I'M A TWENTY PER CENT TIPPER, EVEN WITH MEDIOCRE SERVICE . . . AND I'M THE FIRST TO GRAB THE CHECK WHEN IT HITS SHE'S STUPID.