The guy paid the $300 bill, then stewed for weeks before asking for half the bill back, via the radio show, she refused

IF I TAKE YOU TO DINNER AT AN EXPENSIVE GREEK RESTAURANT & YOU ORDER EVERY SINGLE APPETIZER ON THE MENU IN TAKE OUT BOXES TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUR KIDS, THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD, HAVE NEVER TRIED GREEK FOOD BEFORE; MAURY BETTER POP UP TO DECLARE ME THEIR FATHER BEFORE I CAN STRETCH FOR THE 10FT DASH OUT THE FRONT DOOR