I TOLD MY PSYCHIATRIST SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M A TEEPEE, AND SOMETIMES, I FEEL LIKE I'M A WIGWAM. HE SAID, "THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU'RE TWO TENTS!"; GET IT, CORAL? YOU'RE TOO TENSE. UGH, DAD, I WISH I'D SHOT YOU INSTEAD OF MOM. CAN I GET A DO-OVER?