"OH NO... MYFITNESSPAL UNDERESTIMATED THE CALORIES ON MY DINNER... BUT WAIT!? THIS MEANS I CAN HAVE MORE FOOD AND STILL BE IN MY CALORIE LIMIT...."; "THAT'S NOT HOW CALORIES WORK!"; "...YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR W**RE MOUTH, ANA... I'LL STILL HAVE LEFT OVER CALORIES FOR AN EXTRA SANDWICH!"