8:00AM THE PAPER AIRPLANES BEGAN TO FLY; 9:00AM MOST OF THE KIDS HAVE NOSES BURIED IN CELL PHONES; 10:30AM THE FARTING NOISES STARTED AND LASTED TO LUNCH; 12:30PM DANCE PARTY STARTS IN BACK CORNER... LOST ALL CONTROL OF THESE HELLIONS; 1:30PM I HAVE FASHIONED EAR PLUGS OUT OF BROKEN CRAYONS; 2:30PM I'M WRITING MY RESIGNATION LETTER
