I was leaving a job sight. The elevator operator asked about the pronunciation the company I work for. After I told him, he attempts lecture me about proper spelling and phonics. I explained that the name was Jewish, and how I care to know how to say a name right in a persons native language. I used my name as an example, as well as the word "colonel".
After that, I told him to have a good day, and left.
I waited for my co-workers by the van. When they arrived, they told me the elevator operator said, "your Mexican partner is a jerkoff."
I'm not Mexican.
I gotta see this guy again tomorrow.