I am witty. I am humorous. I am clever. I am comical. I am entertaining. I am uproarious. I am jokey. I am silly. I am quirky. I am wacky. I am zany. I am bizarre. I am farcical. I am side-splitting. I am sarcastic. I am a laugh a minute. I am all of these because I am dying inside and I don't want you to know.