Anthony jeselnik

I MET A GIRL AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT, BEAUTIFUL, SHE COULD HAVE BEEN A SUPER MODEL; I ASKED WHAT SHE DID FOR A LIVING, SHE SAID BRAIN SURGEON. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MAKES ME SEXIST, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WOMEN WERE THAT GOOD AT SARCASM -ANTHONY JESELNIK