NOT SURE IF VALENTI'S LABELING OF CONNOR COOK AS A SIX ROUND "SUPER DOUCHE" AT MSU IS ACCURATE; OR IF MARK DANTANIO AND HIS 3 TIME BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING CFB PLAYOFF REACHING 7-2 SPARTANS STILL HAVE A MAIZE AND BLUE DIAPER RASH FROM 2007 THAT NEEDS TO BE CHECKED OUT