I WAS SITTING IN A BAR ONE DAY AND TWO REALLY LARGE WOMEN CAME IN, TALKING IN AN INTERESTING ACCENT.
SO I SAID, “COOL ACCENT, ARE YOU TWO LADIES FROM IRELAND?”
ONE OF THEM SNARLED AT ME, “IT’S WALES, DUMBO."; SO I CORRECTED MYSELF, “OH, RIGHT, SO ARE YOU TWO WHALES FROM IRELAND?”
THAT’S ABOUT AS FAR AS I REMEMBER.
