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IF IT TAKES A SUNRISE AND A SUNSET TO EQUAL ONE DAY AND GOD CREATED THE SUN ON THE THIRD DAY; HOW DID THEY COUNT THE FIRST TWO DAYS? | image tagged in monkey,religion,sun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,759 views • 4 upvotes • Made by ShawnSinisterAlan 9 years ago in fun
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WhyDoINeedAUsername
1 up, 9y
Because the Book of Genesis is full of Bronze Age mythology bullshit. The sun didn't form until 10 billion years after the Big Bang.
PraytheReyAway
1 up, 9y
They didn't. Humans weren't created until the sixth day. God counted it. Upvote. :)
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IF IT TAKES A SUNRISE AND A SUNSET TO EQUAL ONE DAY AND GOD CREATED THE SUN ON THE THIRD DAY; HOW DID THEY COUNT THE FIRST TWO DAYS?