ONE OF MY FIRST ACTS AS PRESIDENT WILL BE TO BRING A MCDONALD'S TO THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS; I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE PUTIN TO A STATE LUNCHEON THERE. I'D SERVE HIM THE BEST LUNCH IN AMERICA; THAT WOULD BE A 'MCCHIEF' BURGER, 'TRUMP' FRIES, COFFEE AND A 'I'M MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN' APPLE PIE.