IN THE END, EVEN THE STAID RIGHT WING OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY COULDN'T CONCEIVE OF THE IDEA OF NOMINATING A CANDIDATE WHO'S LIKE . . . . . . YOUR ANNOYING, BIBLE-THUMPING, SELF-RIGHTEOUS NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR WHO KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR AT 11:30 AT NIGHT TO TELL YOU TO CLEAN UP THE CRAP YOUR DOG LEFT IN HIS YARD - DESPITE YOU NOT OWNING A DOG
