NO, BECAUSE THE MICROSCOPIC BLACK HOLES ONLY LAST FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND BEFORE DISAPPEARING FROM LACK OF MASS AND THE BIGGEST THREAT FROM THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER IS POTENTIALLY CREATING A RIP IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME AND CAUSING THE TRUE VACUUM TO SPILL IN AND TOTALLY OBLITERATE THE FALSE VACUUM OR THEY COULD CREATE STRANGELETS WHICH CURRENTLY REMAIN COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL AND COULD CONVERT REGULAR MATTER INTO STRANGE MATTER LIKE A SEED CRYSTAL IN A SATURATED SOLU-; THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
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