I was walking past the river the other day, when I heard someone splashing and calling for help. I thought...OMG! ... I have to help or this person will drown.
When I looked in the water, I saw it was Enda Kenny. After a few seconds hesitation ( and sure who can blame me?), I decided to do the right thing and contact the emergency services. After waiting for more than four hours, I started to wonder if I had wasted a stamp.
