Its raining here...

Columbus used the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. He didn't even arrive in mainland North America. It was likely that he arrived in the Bahamas. The Pilgrims didn't arrive on the Mayflower for more than 100 years.

I'm descended from John Howland. I know this shit.

Then it must have been raining when the pilgrims arrived professor howland.

People usually are educated in the subject they post. You asked for it.

The mayflower was a real boat that landed. Doesnt matter who was on it. All you two are doing is unnecessarily dissecting a joke. Just because i was a little off on my history reference doesnt mean i "asked for it." The joke of this meme still works no matter who was on the mayflower and when it arrived. Youre using this site the wrong way fellas.