AN ATHEIST WAS ROWING AT THE LAKE, WHEN SUDDENLY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER ATTACKED AND GRABBED HIM FROM HIS BOAT. HE PANICKED AND SHOUTED "GOD HELP ME!", AND SUDDENLY, THE MONSTER AND EVERYTHING AROUND HIM JUST STOPPED. A VOICE FROM THE HEAVENS BOOMED "YOU SAY YOU DONT BELIEVE IN ME, BUT NOW YOU ARE ASKING FOR MY HELP?" THE ATHEIST LOOKED UP AND SAID: WELL, TEN SECONDS AGO I DIDNT BELIEVE IN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER EITHER!