ROSES ARE RED, NUTS ARE BROWN, SKIRTS GO UP, PANTS GO DOWN; BODY TO BODY, SKIN TO SKIN, WHEN IT'S STIFF, YOU STICK IT IN; IT GOES IN DRY AND IT COMES OUT WET. THE LONGER IT'S IN, THE STRONGER IT GETS. IT COMES OUT DRIPPING AND STARTS TO SAG, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, IT'S JUST LIPTON'S TEA BAG