Will the real alien please stand up?

I WAS EATING AT A DINER IN A SMALL RURAL TOWN WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A SHERIFF CAME IN LOOKED AROUND WALKED TOWARDS ME AND SAID EXCUSE ME SIR MAY I SEE YOUR I.D. PLEASE? SHOW AFTER I SHOWED HIM IT HE TOOK A LONG LOOK AT ME AND SAID; YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND I SAID IS IT BECAUSE OF MY HAIR? AND THE SHERIFF SAID YES SIR IT IS.