ESPN JOB APPLICATION; 1. WILL YOU SUBMIT TO LIBERAL OPINION AND HAVE NO MIND OF YOUR OWN? 2.DO YOU PROMISE TO BASH ANY CONSERVATIVE OPINION? 3. DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP HILLARY'S BUTT YOU CAN SEE WHAT SHE HAD FOR BREAKFAST? IF SO, YOU'RE HIRED!