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KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS ZYAIRE (MY 8 YEAR OLD SON): MOM I THINK I KNOW WHO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS. ME: REALLY I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND BUT I DO HAVE A BESTIE ZYAIRE: NO MOM "BLANK" IS YOUR BOYFRIEND ME: ZYAIRE HE IS MY BEST FRIEND. ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU THINK I SHOULD FIND A BOYFRIEND. ZYAIRE: YEAH. ME: O.K SO WHAT SHOULD I LOOK FOR WHILE LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND (HE STRAIGHTENS UP LOOKS ME IN THE EYE AND SAYS) FIRST YOU HAVE TO KNOW HIS FAVORITE FOOD, HIS FAVORITE COLOR AND WHICH ANIMALS HE LIKES. HE HAS TO GO TO CHURCH. HE HAS TO LIKE KIDS. HE CANNOT BE MEAN. WEARS NO CLOTHES WITH SKULLS ON EM AND OH HE HAS TO HAVE AT LEAST $5. HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS TOO! WITH THAT BEING SAID I AM TAKING BOYFRIEND APPLICATIONS PLEASE HAVE AT LEAST $5 AND FORWARD YOUR FAV'S TO MY INBOX HAHAHA