“TED CRUZ FLOORS THE NEEDLE ON THE CREEPY METER. I’M SORRY, I DON’T WANT TO BE BIASED AGAINST THE GUY BUT THERE’S SOMETHING. YOU CAN’T DEFINE WHAT MAKES SOMEONE CREEPY. HE’S CREEPY.”; GERALDO RIVERA; OF COURSE YOU CAN DEFINE IT YOU DUFUS DUMBF-CK E.G. YOUR MUSTACHE DUH
