Chuck Norris Guns

Those are Uzis.

Are you sure those aren't mac 10's

Could be Ingrams, hard to tell!

Are you talking about his balls? Because they are obviously grenades..

Mazel'tov!

i don't think you understand: I'm saying his blood type is ak-47 and it doesn't mean that the picture has to relate to the caption

AK 47 is a museum piece. Most Kalashnikov's are either AK 55's or more likely AK 74's.

jeez all I'm doing is making a joke about chuck norris... if it really mattered, he would come up behind me and slam my hand on the keyisjkejfnijsdnasfijsdkhansfijakdhngfiajkdhngoaijgmiwjsdkajgios

not even he can contain such raw power

And he never has low blood pressure

I WANT

We all want.

Yes, very Russian of him