I, ---------, A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF THE HE-MAN WOMAN-HATERS CLUB, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO:; BE A HE-MAN AND HATE WOMEN, AND NOT PLAY WITH THEM, OR TOUCH THEM UNLESS I HAVE TO, AND ESPECIALLY NEVER FALL IN LOVE AND, IF I DO, MAY I DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AND SUFFER FOR HOURS OR UNTIL I SCREAM BLOODY MURDER."
