THING I LEARNED FROM STAR WARS; NO GOOD EVER COMES OF THE EMPIRE STOPPING BY … EVER; SAND PEOPLE ARE EASILY STARTLED; LET THE WOOKIE WIN; THERE IS NO GOOD DEAL WHEN DEALING WITH VADER; GRAND MOFF TARKEN HAS A FOUL STENCH; THE PROPER RESPONSE TO "I LOVE YOU" IS "I KNOW"; DARTH VADER IS "ONLY A MASTER OF EVIL"; GUNGANS! WHO NEEDS EM! DROID DISCRIMINATION IS RAMPANT IN MOS EISLEY; RANCOR KEEPERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO …; THE EMPEROR … WHAT AN ASSHOLE! TRACTOR BEAMS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TRACTORS; HOKEY RELIGIONS AND ANCIENT WEAPONS MAY BE NO MATCH FOR A GOOD BLASTER, BUT A MAGNETICALLY SEALED DOOR IS.
